I don't like taking people's names. It just never has been in my favor. Take, for instance, this girl Channon's botch-job I did on her name. I heard her say "C-h," but my hands were already at work spelling Channon S-h-a-n-n-o-n, my understood spelling of the name. And her eyes lit up like fire when she witnessed my mistake. And I kept the name that way, too...just to be a prick.
Hot issue for the past couple of weeks and a month, has been the issue of immigration. Last time I checked, we had a closed border. I guess when you say closed, you really mean opened. What's the deal with taking out tax dollars to pay border patrol agents, and not enforcing the law on illegal immigration? If legislation is passed to allow illegal immigrants a green card and a fruit basket, with the tag, "Congratulations! You're an American," our country has lost principle. Don't give me that jive about how our country was formed by immigration. The key note in this ordeal is whether or not an immigrant's passage into this country was legal or was this immigrant's ride in a trunk? Those steamliner days when all you'd have to do to become an American citizen was to hitch a ride as a coal shoveler, then get your mouth finger-molested by a doctor at Ellis Island, is long gone and passed. You can't expect to hop the border, get a job at some Wal-mart in Corpus Christi, Texas, and become a red-blooded American living the American dream. That's illegal. Free immigration- free isn't a word anymore in America.
Try clicking on a pop-up on the internet that says free iPod if you click this site. Soon, your screen has transformed into an entry form, asking for name, address, social security number, credit card number, your mom's maiden name...a green card is as free as that! Don't ever expect anything else.
You can't go into another country scot-free. So why try and demand that treatment? The only reason why our country was formed on a principle to welcome all, was because back then, we had incurable diseases like influenza, typhoid, tuberculosis...we didn't expect any immigrant to live too much longer once you set foot in our cesspool. If we make it free of charge to come into this country, we'd never have enough brown people to work the jobs we hate to do.
"Sorry, Carlos, but the shitter isn't cleaning itself...and I'm sure as hell not going to pay you a decent wage to clean toilets either. Take your two dollars, and shove it!"
We can't have "real" Americans cleaning their own shit. Take a long look at slavery. We don't call it slavery anymore because we pay the right colored people to do the work now, minus the beatings. The only work a "real" American has to do is lift his/her pen to sign off checks. Then, it's an afternoon at the spa or a nice round of golf to waste precious afternoon time, ending it all with a nice screw with the mistress, or yell at the television because a "real" American has no idea how to work a remote.
So free immigration? You must be out of your fucking mind! And that's all there is to it.
