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Monday, June 27, 2011

Nest Eggs (Our Economy)

It seems cliched, but I've got good news and bad news on the economy, or at least that's how I've always imagined it feels like when something new and disastrous is in store. The bad news: no matter what the panelists say, it's only going to get worse, even if Fox News says your wrong if you think that way. The good news: as long as we run our proposals, in order to right this ship, through the parameters that money doesn't mean anything, how great the losses, we're gonna be out of this recession in 10 years. Just print all the beautiful paper with dead presidents on it you want without gold or basically any value backing it, or, how it's being done now, imagine you've already got the paper, just raise the rate of a number, and our national debt is fixed.

That's right, you see, the American government wants to raise the limit on our national debt in hopes that it will fix our financial problems. We spend too much, that's the problem. So, because we spend so much and made a "boo-boo," let's raise the national debt 1 trillion annually -- that'll cover our asses, or more so the asses of the people who led us into this mess, then we cut more departments, programs and promotions on the federal and state levels, for each state willing to cut their funding to their arts-programs or let's say education budgets, just hacking off huge chunks of money that once went to aid those departments, the more cut the more of a fraudulent write-off it becomes in hopes that the federal government will step in and possibly reward such behavior.

Now that tens of thousands of retirees have lost their social security that they were promised and collected up over the many years they labored for those in the private sector, let's do that same to the veterans who fought for this country's interests in foreign territories; those who might have been injured in the line of duty, let's take their nest eggs to fund this disturbing American greed, and then have the director of social security extend letters of apology out to those expecting a check in the mail, "Sorry, but your money is kinda on hold (not coming) and will be on hiatus (being transferred into another bank account)" Next words should be what are you going to do about it? We've elected leaders who have appointed crooks to the highest departments of the government, and they have in-turn robbed us as was the plan, so they could insure their own prosperity and leave us all holding our dicks, even the girls...with dicks.

See, they're not going to be in office for very long, so they need to assure they'll make money once they're out of office. Al Gore did it. He put his mouth to work advocating a healthy planet, which he received lobbyist kick-backs because that's what he essentially is, a big, green lobbyist -- he's got his nest egg, and it's ever-growing. Legislation enacted by the support of other advocates for a greener Earth, and boom, more money for Al. People aren't interested in bettering our planet, they're interested in bettering their nest eggs.

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