Alex Ovechkin is an unintelligent, hot-headed, dirty Russian! Somebody should skate up behind him and nail him in the head with a brick oven mitt! If I ever saw Alex Ovechkin in public, I'd stomp with full force on the back of his knee, and cripple his ass -- I may even wear a skate...alright, that's about enough. So he really doesn't deserve being crippled. Maybe just target a sling shot right to the back of his neck, pull back, and let fly a metal jackstone...
Why don't I like this guy? Probably because he's a dirty-ass Russian with missing teeth. I was watching his Washington "Capitalists" take on Carolina -- I guess a combination of North and South into a super-state called the Carolina that wears, like a trucker cap, the state of Virgina as a malformed Ushanka with a popular backwards bill, and stabs Buffalo Sabres fans up the butt hole with a penis shaped sabre every time that they meet up for a hockey match.
They say the keeper of the net has a hand-sewn in pocket in his jersey for a switchblade.
Another way Alex Ovechkin could be brutalized would be to beat him unmercifully with a goalie's mask. Huh? Hhuuhhhh? Instead of a quick skate-by stabbing, we just catch him off guard with a goalie's mask broken against his head.
Why shouldn't a hockey team like Washington be high in the standings? Boudreau is a premier coach, with a hell of a team just about every year. And boy did he send the right message on Thursday by benching Ovechkin's ass in the tail end of the game. Big Russian baby didn't like it either; flew an expletive towards his coach, and really, abandoned his team that night because he felt it was unfair towards him to be pulled from the ice. We get a serving of elitism -- I can do better than you do, stick your head in doo-doo -- head-case mentality with the Russia #1, but this is fantastic I get paid this much over seas for my lousy half-talent. He's so inconsistent. A Kobe Bryant mentality on less talent.
I was always disappointed with myself when I was benched, and boy was I benched! I recorded 45 seconds I was on the court in junior high basketball, then I sat out the rest of the game. Fuck you, Mr. Wetig! He was a bald loser. So fuckin' bald as a young person, man, before that I never knew men could go bald at such a rapid perplexity, like the hair was chanting, "gone, gone, gone, gone,-gone, gone, gone, gone," as it receded back. Good thing he married young. Turtle-wax for Christmas when he was nineteen, is not your way of strutting your shit. The "my-forehead-is-as-shiny-as-a-bowling-lane" "I-can't-go-to-the-beach-my-head-reflects-sunlight-in to-the-eyes-of-parasailers" "I-didn't-shave-my-head-like-this-on-purpose-although-some-might-have-thought-I-did-(ME!)-thought-it-was-for-a-joke, or-he-lost-a-bet, swore-the-Browns-would-beat-the-Titans-this-time-and-if-not, then-you-must-shave-your-head-to-look-like-a-ronin-samurai" forehead probably makes it a lot harder for his wife to orgasm during their pathetic love-making session every seven months he can get it up.
All Ovechkin could do was bitch to the press about sitting out, while the rest of his team pulled out a win.
You see, Alex doesn't realize this, and never will because he's so fucking stubborn, that he's inconsistent. The fucker was born to skate, and with phenomenally stellar puck handling, but because of his Russian-temper and a tendency to get sloppy the moment he's up to the goal, and with 3 guys on him and maybe 6 janitors with mops, with the soaked woolen ends frozen to resemble a hockey stick, yelling obscenities and maddened by their brains slowly ate away along with their livers from copious intake of moonshine in the janitor's closet, he crashes into the boards, and so he's forced to rocket the puck with a cannon of a slap-shot. Butterfly goalies love it for the saves they get off those bullets -- he's just a dufus and fuckers like the announcers aboot fall head over heals for essentially his skating skills and swing.
So that Russian sat on his hands, and cheered them on from the side-line, without the aid of his hands, I suppose, sitting on them and all. I should retract; he was there for his Capitals, just not their captain at this moment. His third-string helmsman did just fine, kept them alive to go on to an OT win where guess who scored? Ovechkin! So keep your trap shut about being pulled. It must have been the right decision, your team did win, and you came back for a final knock-in. It shows that you're too concerned for yourself. Or, you're a cold person, predatory, a change I've seen in other players, different sports, sometimes a whole team full of them, and yet still on the subject of hockey with that one, Vancouver; a lot of over-aggressive bullying as a part of winning from the whole team -- but also individual players, that simply get carried away. Heat of the moment, eh, from the world's fastest sport.
He seems, or as I perceive things, comes off as a really warm guy off the ice. I'm sure he's charitable with his money. You'd be a moron not to be, helping propel your soft image and hey, it makes you feel good, helping others, along with it being a tax right-off so you can launder through that legality your beyond millions-salary. Consider your future, Mr. Ovechkin, creepy-vibed Doc Brown on his time-traversing locomotive cast-off to the character "Jennifer" in Back to the Future III, if you're being sat now for a squad that you've built in Washington, and have contributed leadership to, why, it reminds me of another person milked dry and tired, who was also in Washington in his career; Michael Jordan. Decide which way you're gonna go. Jordan had an excuse, a tenured veteran with the Bulls in fantastic years of basketball, whereas you should be barely out of your prime, or was your 3-hat-trick a mere glimmer of another great hall of famer, Gretzky?
Do you like it that we have a comparison for every sport, be it basketball with Jordan, or hockey with Wayne, how we seek out the top of them all-player? It casts a shadow on current players who are still scoring, still rolling, damn I'm liking the way those Oilers are playing style on rolling along, kicking ass. Fuckin' right, I want them in contention. Give it time, if Washington isn't already numero uno in the standings, they certainly will be. Boudreau cannot afford to let them slide off the tracks a second year.
We've got some hockey going on here, and praise them clearing a path through NBA's lockout. Factions or no factions, what was with them releasing bullshit like that. So a few players agree with owner's on the subject, others choosing the league, sticking with them because they just might be a chairman, or player's rights activists who are head of the player's union, snapping a loose sliver from the pie.
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