I just heard some horrifying news! The Hummer H1 is extinct. When the Model T was put to death 1928, it was like sinking the Titanic again, only the Titanic was the size of New York City, and it was full of baby animals. When Chevy said, "No more Bel-Aires," the streets ran red with the blood of protests, and the widows cried for 40 days and nights. Now, the Hummer H1, and there are already reports of mass slaughter and bombings.
No, I'm kidding. Nobody cares when a car dies because it's a machine...and machines break apart or die on a daily basis. Thanks CNN for wasting bandwidth and reporting on your website that the Hummer H1 will be discontinued before summer 2006.
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